Making Quick Money

How can I get rich quick without going to jail?

I don't care about doing anything illegal. I just don't want to go to jail. How can I get rich quick without doing anything gay. Or something that will harm someone else

Public Comments

1. Porn, bank heist with a good plan, start a guilt driven religious group. Lots of ways.
2. you could whore yourself out to fat chicks.
3. Run for Governor of Illinois. Apparently, they'll vote for anybody.
4. Become a politician.
5. buy a lottery ticket
6. When you find out, let us know, OK??
7. go to college